my sentiments exactly

this is one of the funniest things i have ever read in the atlanta edition of creative loafing. after going to church for many many many years, I never knew that God had "homies cold-chilling in East ATL - bling bling, bee-yatches!"

... and here's another reason why I like creative loafing... (in the "bad habits" section) the blotter - items of public record taken from actual Atlanta police reports... this one amused me very much:

"A 33-year-old man was drinking in Buckhead on a Saturday night. Around 3:45 a.m., he was getting money from an ATM at the corner of Roswell and Peachtree Roads. Two heavyset women, both with strawberry blond hair, approached him and started to chat. The 33-year-old said he became confused and didn't get his ATM card back. He remembers one woman saying, 'Press cancel to retrieve your card.' Later, he realized his ATM card was missing. When he called to cancel the card, he discovered that his ATM card had been used several times at a Wal-Mart in Conyers." ha!